① Two halves don't equal a whole ② Quantity does not equal quality

a chunk of meat

Rounding to the nearest 0

shishamo

few; tiny

a full beard

The basics of sumo

consult

derisive laughter; snicker

doing as one please

moving firewood

The most terrifying things in the world are earthquakes, lighting, fire, and a father's anger

incredible tea

We're all in it together

a short distance; close by

Self-deprecating